Annoying Swedish dance act Basshunter looks like a thin Tony Hadley and is happy getting his kit off. Well, I suppose he has to be good at something. After all, he makes the kind of music you only usually hear while a gypsy is flinging you round a waltzer and smoking a roll-up. He's dressed up and looks rather dapper, he even managed some wordplay, which always sounds smarter when someone's able to do it in a second language. Stephanie Beecham licked her lips as he walked in, maybe she's just checking she can still feel them.
Our next guest is Katya Ivanova, whose sole claim to fame was screwing a man old enough to be her ancestor. She small and perky, I don't think we'll be seeing her on Question Time anytime soon. Wonder what she'll say when people ask her what she does?
Good lord, it's Vinnie Jones. I guess the Hollywood career isn't going so well after all. He's done it all, football, music, movies, talk shows. Seriously, I'm not making that up - you can just imagine the witty banter, it was like QI but with more laughs. Many of his film roles have seen him cast as a mute, here's hoping he demonstrates the 'method' during his time in the house.