Saturday, 4 April 2009

Forget Simon Cowell, I'll buy the ticket

Amanda Holden. Lovely, likeable (cough) lightbulb-headed Amanda Holden. Despite a string of successful acting appearances, most people still remember her as the frozen-faced temptress responsible for Les Dennis having a nervous breakdown in the Big Brother garden. However, she's put all that behind her and has forged a lucrative second-life as a talent show judge.

But the grass is always greener on the other side of the pond. So she's been eyeing up fellow judge Piers Morgan's transatlantic status as talent-spotter par excellence.

"I want that for myself. I've dropped loads of hints to Simon. Piers has the best of both worlds - going off for a few weeks to the US, then flying back to London. I could do that." she said recently.

As could most people, since it's hardly the most taxing role in the world - watching a bunch of singing toddlers, novelty acrobats and quirky magicians, then pressing a buzzer. Still, if she'd rather do it over there than here at home, I'd be the first to wave her off.


  1. she looks so hot in that photo, i would love to wear that outfit after she had just gotten it all sweaty. I would rub my face against her arse and then lick her moist armpits.

  2. In addition to my earlier comment I would like to say that I want to run my tongue along her body and then suckly on her nipples and lick underneath her sweaty breasts. I would happly sniff her arse crack/a dollop of her fragrant poo and drink a glass of her spit, which I imagine would taste delicious. I often like to fantasize about wearing her clothes and wish i could press her panties against my face just to enhale her sweet sweaty essence. I think her legs look absolutely great and want them wrapped around my neck. i have a total obsession with her armpits and would pay money to sniff/lick them after she had completed a hard workout session. Maybe she could tie me down and smear them across my face.