Monday 30 March 2009

Be prepared

Her Madgesty is back in Malawi, stalking the desert like Shita of Native American legend, looking for children to devour, sorry, adopt.

The child in question is the aptly named Mercy, and according to the press coverage, was being 'prepared' for adoption by Madonna. Are African babies like fridges, and need to be left to stand for eight hours before they can be used? Or perhaps they needed time to fit her with a Kabbalah bracelet and wean her onto mung beans and tofu. Either way, I hope someone shows the poor kid some mercy.

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