PopVulture goes live-ish

Good evening viewers, hope you're all sitting comfortably. Then we shall begin. I thought this would be a fun way of introducing ourselves to the new housemates who are going to be making our lives hell for the next few months. PopVulture - watching fame happen.

Davina's wearing a dress that looks like she threw on a bin bag and then opened an industrial oven. Hasn't affected her shouting though. Tonight's shock reveal (unless you read a newspaper today) is that none of the housemates are 'actual' housemates. They've got to earn their place. That should be fun to watch.

First up, here's Freddie. He's a Tory-voting tosspot in a bearskin hat. He's got a lovely burgundy jacket and he calls himself an entrepreneur - which is easy when you have parents with more money than God. He actually looks like BB3's Geordie fireman Jonny, which is great news for anyone who likes jabbing a pencil in their eye.

Second is unemployed lesbian Lisa. Think Nicola Holt, crossed with Kitten and then contemplate drinking toilet duck.