And finally...

Saffia can't see the good in anyone. She says she doesn't want to know anything about you. Oh the irony! She's a qualified dental nurse which makes her quite brainy. I don't think Jade got that memo. She's combed her hair into a strange ridge at the front, which makes her look like a background alien on Babylon 5.

Davina's starting to sound a bit bored. She's not alone.

Sree is dressed by his parents, and is studying for an MBA. He may find himself wanting for intellectual engagement over the coming months. He's decided to wear a Union Jack shirt, which will really annoy the BNP. So that's Sree to win then.

Siavash is Mike Myers' Love Guru with a pierced lip. He dresses like a lunatic in a charity shop and could get work as Aslan's stunt double. I'd like to see him shaved and sacrificed on an altar too.